April 2013
16 posts
“I was fifty shades of slain”
– Beans
Apr 29th
“Ew, was he talking about how his vagina is moist like the weather…?”
– Beans
Apr 29th
1 tag
“This game is torture.. I’d rather be fucking water boarded”
– Zoe
Apr 19th
1 note
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
Apr 16th
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“Sometimes you just gotta pick [your nose]”
– Beans
Apr 16th
Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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“He looks like a bald werewolf”
– Suzy
Apr 8th
Apr 7th
“Wait do you know how to use Word?”
– Hoho
Apr 5th
Apr 1st
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March 2013
17 posts
Cynical Cynthia. Pull her cord for a cynical phrase -beans
Mar 31st
Mar 27th
655 notes
Passing a restaurant called "hymans seafood" in...
Roula: oh that place looks good, but there's a line outside
Brian: yeah seems like an awfully log wait to break the hyman
Zoe: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roula: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT
Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 19th
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poopinginschool: † please god don’t let this fart become a shart †
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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lolsofunny: have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other 
Mar 19th
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“She’s like a glorified hobo”
– Hannah
Mar 18th
1 note
waavi: me: yeah, she’s been through some rough shit cole: like poo with sandpaper in it?
Mar 15th
5 notes
“Do you know who is cooler then her?…. Hitler”
– Cole
Mar 10th
“Ugh Zoe don’t mess with my soul”
– Cole
Mar 10th
Mar 3rd
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“🎶 Carry johhhhnnn…. Skolnik on your back until you realize the weight of what...”
– Rachel (via lavalamp-tramp)
Mar 3rd
6 notes
Mar 3rd
182,467 notes
February 2013
14 posts
Feb 28th
1 note
“Get that shit out of your mouth that’s probably why your teeth don’t...”
– Reid
Feb 27th
1 tag
“If I dont say ‘butthole’ at least once a day I cant sleep at night”
– Beans
Feb 26th
2 notes
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
121,582 notes
“I call my period that bitch cause sometimes it gives me a hard time. That bitch.”
– Mama Echo
Feb 24th
do-you-even-lift-faggot: u gon act like a bitch u gon die like a bitch
Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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“What’d you eat, period?”
– Reid
Feb 20th
Feb 12th
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1 tag
Me: So can I order the sneakers?
Mom: hmm and what will you do in exchange?
Me: I dunno...
Mom: How about you don't smoke for two weeks
Me: lol
Feb 12th
1 note
“What are you gonna do after - watch the real L word?”
– Beans
Feb 3rd
1 note
January 2013
9 posts
“Thank The Lord. By The Lord I mean Luicifer”
– Hannah
Jan 29th
1 note
Hoelman: So you're seriously not going to play softball in college next year?
Beans: Nope..I'ma play club rugby~
Hoelman: Yeah all lesbians do that you should hop on and join.
Beans: *too appalled to speak" o_O
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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