I was fifty shades of slain– Beans
Ew, was he talking about how his vagina is moist like the weather…?– Beans
This game is torture.. I’d rather be fucking water boarded– Zoe
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
Sometimes you just gotta pick [your nose]– Beans
He looks like a bald werewolf– Suzy
Wait do you know how to use Word?– Hoho
Cynical Cynthia. Pull her cord for a cynical phrase -beans
Passing a restaurant called "hymans seafood" in...
Roula: oh that place looks good, but there's a line outside
Brian: yeah seems like an awfully log wait to break the hyman
Roula: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT
poopinginschool: † please god don’t let this fart become a shart †
lolsofunny: have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other
She’s like a glorified hobo– Hannah
waavi: me: yeah, she’s been through some rough shit cole: like poo with sandpaper in it?
Do you know who is cooler then her?…. Hitler– Cole
Ugh Zoe don’t mess with my soul– Cole
🎶 Carry johhhhnnn…. Skolnik on your back until you realize the weight of what...– Rachel (via lavalamp-tramp)
Get that shit out of your mouth that’s probably why your teeth don’t...– Reid
If I dont say ‘butthole’ at least once a day I cant sleep at night– Beans
I call my period that bitch cause sometimes it gives me a hard time. That bitch.– Mama Echo
do-you-even-lift-faggot: u gon act like a bitch u gon die like a bitch
What’d you eat, period?– Reid
Me: So can I order the sneakers?
Mom: hmm and what will you do in exchange?
Me: I dunno...
Mom: How about you don't smoke for two weeks
What are you gonna do after - watch the real L word?– Beans
Thank The Lord. By The Lord I mean Luicifer– Hannah
Hoelman: So you're seriously not going to play softball in college next year?
Beans: Nope..I'ma play club rugby~
Hoelman: Yeah all lesbians do that you should hop on and join.
Beans: *too appalled to speak" o_O